Funny Quotes / Friends

Happiness is having crazy friends.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Our craziness made us best friends.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.