Funny Quotes / Friends

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.