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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

A true friend stabs you in the front.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Friendship is being equally annoying.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.