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Funny Quotes / Friends
Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.
Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.
Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.
Friends are our chosen family.
My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.
Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.
Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.
Friendship is being equally annoying.
Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.
Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.
A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.
Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.
Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.
We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.
You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.
Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.
You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.
Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.
जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।
मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।
Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.
पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।
If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.
शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।
कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।
कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।
We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.
It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.
True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.
It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.
I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.