Funny Quotes / Friends

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.