Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.