Funny Quotes / Friends

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Friends are our chosen family.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Friendship is the key to everything

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.