Funny Quotes / Friends

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Our craziness made us best friends.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.