Funny Quotes / Friends

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!