Funny Quotes / Friends

Our craziness made us best friends.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Friendship is the key to everything

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.