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Ever since you came into my life, you have been the light that lights up my path during my darkest moments. I cannot imagine how my life would be if you were absent from it. My best wishes and my warmest kisses, my sweet love.

Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Friends are our chosen family.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Friendship is the key to everything

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

All the best people are crazy.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.