Ever since I started to get recognition I’ve picked out certain fans and reverse-stalked them.
Funny Quotes / Friends
Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.
Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.
दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।
Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.
Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.
I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.
Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.
If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.
You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.
God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.
True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.
मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।
दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।
I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.
If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.
बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।
Happiness is having crazy friends.
You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!
We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.
दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।
We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.
A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.
Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.
Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.
हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।
You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.
I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.
You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!
Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.