Don’t disappoint me with a birthday treat this year because remember, I know all your little secrets. Just Kidding. Many happy returns of the day brother.
Funny Quotes / Friends
Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.
Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.
A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.
A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.
I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.
True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.
A true friend stabs you in the front.
My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.
I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.
Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.
Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.
Friendship is the key to everything
Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.
Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.
कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।
If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.
Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.
You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.
If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.
I like you because you join in all my weirdness.
We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.
It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.
कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.
Our craziness made us best friends.
Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.
Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.
Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.
A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.
Friendship is being equally annoying.
No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.