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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.