Funny Quotes / Friends

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friends are our chosen family.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.