Funny Quotes / Friends

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.