Funny Quotes / Friends

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Friends are our chosen family.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

All the best people are crazy.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.