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A true friend is someone who is there for you when he’d rather be anywhere else.

Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.