Funny Quotes / Friends

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Friends are our chosen family.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.