Funny Quotes / Friends

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Friends are our chosen family.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।