Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Friendship is the key to everything

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.