Funny Quotes / Friends

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Our craziness made us best friends.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

A true friend stabs you in the front.