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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Friendship is the key to everything

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Friends are our chosen family.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.