Funny Quotes / Friends

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

All the best people are crazy.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.