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When I close my eyes I only see you. I see the perfect husband, the perfect father, the perfect companion. The one person that always stood with me until the end and never doubted any of my decisions. Thank you for everything you have done for me. I am the happiest wife in the world. Happy Birthday!

Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Friends are our chosen family.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.