Funny Quotes / Friends

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

All the best people are crazy.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.