Funny Quotes / Friends

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Friends are our chosen family.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.