Funny Quotes / Friends

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

All the best people are crazy.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।