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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

All the best people are crazy.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.