Funny Quotes / Friends

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Our craziness made us best friends.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad