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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.