Funny Quotes / Friends

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Friendship is the key to everything

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.