Funny Quotes / Friends

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.