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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Friendship is the key to everything

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.