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Some relationships are like Tom and Jerry: They tease each other, knock down each other, irritate each other, but can’t live without each other!

Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.