Funny Quotes / Friends

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.