Funny Quotes / Friends

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.