Funny Quotes / Friends

All the best people are crazy.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।