Funny Quotes / Friends

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Friendship is the key to everything

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.