Funny Quotes / Friends

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.