Funny Quotes / Friends

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Friends are our chosen family.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।