Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Friends are our chosen family.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.