Funny Quotes / Friends

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Friends are our chosen family.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Happiness is having crazy friends.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.