Funny Quotes / Friends

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Friends are our chosen family.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.