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Funny Quotes / Friends
Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.
You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.
Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.
Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.
Our craziness made us best friends.
A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.
If you have crazy friends, you have everything.
बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।
There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.
Friendship is the key to everything
Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.
We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.
We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.
Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.
बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।
Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.
Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.
Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.
A true friend stabs you in the front.
Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.
Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.
कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।
I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।
बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।
Friendship is being equally annoying.
Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.
I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.
Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.
हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।