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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad