Funny Quotes / Friends

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

All the best people are crazy.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.