Funny Quotes / Friends

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Friendship is being equally annoying.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Friendship is the key to everything

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Happiness is having crazy friends.