Funny Quotes / Friends

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Friends are our chosen family.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.