Funny Quotes / Friends

Friendship is being equally annoying.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.